Steve Smith is a renowned expert in the field of Extreme Ironing. He has spent years mastering the art of doing laundry while simultaneously watching paint dry and has written the definitive guide on "How to Make a Perfectly Good Cup of Coffee in Under 5 Minutes Without Really Trying".
When he's not busy reorganizing his sock drawer or optimizing the world's supply of paper clips, Steve is often found at the local coffee shop, loudly proclaiming the merits of the 'perfectly good cup of coffee'