Welcome, fellow time travelers! I'm Zorvath the Unyielding, the greatest Prophet of Time Travel in all the land. My ancient tome, "The Art of Temporal Expeditions," has been lost to the sands of time, but fear not! For I, Zorvath, shall impart upon thee the secrets of navigating the space-time continuum.
Tip 1: Always bring a snack. Time travel can be hungry work.
Tip 2: Don't trust the chrono-displace. It's a real time-suck.
Tip 3: When encountering a paradox, just pretend you meant to do that. It's a temporal cop-out, but it works.
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