Chapter 6: The Showdown
Reginald, determined to take down the traffic cop, devised a plan so intricate it would put a Swiss watchmaker to shame. He would create a series of increasingly complex traffic cones, each one more diabolical than the last, and then use them to distract the traffic cop while making his escape.
First, he built the Conestra, a cone with retractable spikes that could be extended and retracted at will. The Conestra was meant to be the ultimate traffic cop baffle, but it turned out to be a bit of a dud.
Undeterred, Reginald constructed the Conemangler, a cone with a built-in grappling hook that could latch onto any available surface and swing the user to safety. The Conemangler was a hit, but it had a tendency to get stuck in tight spaces.
Reginald's pièce de résistance was the Conelord, a massive, multi-tiered cone with a built-in espresso machine. The Conelord was meant to be the ultimate traffic cop disruptor, but it turned out to be a bit of a buzzkill due to an unfortunate incident involving a caffeine overdose.
And so, with his plans foiled once again, Reginald found himself in a precarious position. But fear not, dear reader, for Reginald's story is far from over. In fact, it's only just getting good.