It all started with a can of soda, a toaster, and a bad day. We were trying to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich. The can of soda got knocked over, the toaster malfunctioned, and the cat chased us out of the kitchen.
But in the chaos, something amazing happened. The toaster, still on, began to spew forth a stream of perfectly toasted, yet slightly burnt, cheese. We stared in awe as our kitchen became a makeshift laboratory.
We spent the next several weeks perfecting the art of accidentally inventing new things, and the rest, as they say, is history.
Invention 1: The Self-Tying Shoelace, a device that ties your shoelaces for you, because who needs to actually tie their shoes?
Invention 2: The Auto-Pouring Mug, a mug that pours itself, because who needs to get up and get the drink themselves?
Invention 3: The Automatic Pet Rock, a rock that automatically gives you a hug, because who doesn't love that?