It all started with a simple question: "What's for dinner?"

We've since become a behemoth of bureaucratic red tape and existential dread.

We've got layers upon layers of inefficiency and frustration.

  1. Our founder, Bureaucratus Maximus, was a visionary.
  2. Or at least, we tell people he was.
  3. We like to think he was.
Meet the people who make our story worse.