Our Coder
He's the guy who wrote this site. He's a master of the 3rd millennium's most popular coding languages: HTML, CSS, and JavaScript. He can code in his sleep, and he's been known to code in his sleep.
He's also a skilled expert in the ancient art of debugging, and can find bugs in the most obscure places. He's been known to say, "I'm not a morning person, but I'm a coding person."