Our Visionary Leaders

Meet the masterminds behind the most innovative, most daring, most utterly absurd decisions made by our company.

Chairman McTrollface

He's the one who decided to replace all our toilets with giant hamster balls. Don't ask him about it.

CIO, Blinky the Robot

Blinky's main achievement is having survived 5 consecutive all-nighters programming the same line of code. We think he's a hero.

CTO, Bubblegum McSquibble

Bubblegum's claim to fame is having eaten a whole pizza by himself in one sitting while simultaneously debugging the mainframe. We're not proud of him.