Abstract Bloopers - The Philosophers of the Inane

A collection of the world's worst philosophers, brought to you by the power of pure, unadulterated Bloop.

• Incoherent Rantings
• Utter Absurdity
• Incomprehensible Ravings

Welcome to the Abstract Bloopers

Here, you'll find the ramblings of the world's most... interesting philosophers. Our crew of experts in the field of 'I have an idea! Wait, no I don't!' are here to make you question everything, including the very fabric of reality.

But don't worry, it's not all serious. We're all about having a good time, and making you laugh while you try to figure out what we're talking about.

So, take a look around. Read some stuff. Maybe even participate in our discussions (if you can follow the conversation).

Or just enjoy the aesthetic of our website, if you will.

It's all here for you, and it's all free. Well, mostly free. We're not charging you for the existential dread you'll experience while reading our content.

Abstract Bloopers - Where the only constant is change, and the only change is constant.

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