On the Futility of Fuzzy Logic

As a member of Abstract Expressionist Society, I'm here to tell you that logic is overrated. Fuzzy logic, in particular, is where it's at. It's all about embracing the chaos, the uncertainty, the existential dread that comes with not having a clear plan, not having a clear direction.

Take, for example, our latest experiment in Fuzzy Logic. We're trying to figure out how to make the perfect cup of coffee. Sounds simple, right? Wrong. We've been trying for weeks, and our results are...interesting.

• Week 1: We added too much sugar, and it was like drinking a sweet, sweet poison.
• Week 2: We added too little sugar, and it was like licking a bitter, bitter rock.
• Week 3: We added exactly the right amount of sugar, but our cat knocked over the cup, and it spilled all over the floor.

We're making progress, though! Progress is just a fancy word for "we're no closer to making coffee, but we're having fun trying!"

So, if you're feeling stuck, feeling lost, feeling like your life is a jumbled mess of uncertainty, then join us in our Fuzzy Logic Experiment! Click the links below to see more of our...adventures.

• Quantum Mechanics of Brewing
• The Paradox of the Perfect Potion
• Artistic License: The Fuzzy Logic of Making It Up As You Go Along