It's always cloudy with envy. You see, clouds are just like your neighbor's Instagram posts. They're all like "Oh, look at me, I'm so happy and carefree, I'm on vacation in Hawaii!" But really, they're just as miserable as you are, stuck in their own cloudy purgatory.
So, the next time it's cloudy, don't be jealous. Be like the clouds, and just pretend you're on a beach somewhere. You can be a cloud of deceit, just like the weatherman who says it's going to be sunny tomorrow, but really it's just going to be cloudy with envy.
Sunny with Disdain is just around the corner. Or is it?