Get ready for the most absurd weather forecasts in the land!
It's going to be a Foggy Mood today, with a high chance of Cloudy with a Cry.
Tonight, expect a low of Freezer Burn and a high of Flaming Hot!
Tornado Twist: Monday will be a whirlwind of chaos, followed by a Thunder Boo on Tuesday.
Rainy Daydreams: Wednesday will be a soggy day of introspection, with a chance of Sunshine and Rainbows on Thursday.
Frosty Fiasco: Friday will be a real freezer-burner, with a 100% chance of Heat Wave!
Stay tuned for more absurd weather forecasts!
Weather Woes - because who needs actual weather forecasting, anyway?