Why was the weather forecast in a bad mood? Because it had a stormy personality!
Why did the meteorologist break up with his girlfriend? Because he was always predicting the end of their relationship!
What did the weatherman say to the sun? "You're always shining on about me!"
Why did the rain go to the party? Because it was a blast!
What did the wind say to the tree? "Leaf me alone!"
Why was the sun feeling down? Because it had a burning sensation!