Raining Chaos: The Weather Forecast
Today's Weather: Absolutely Insane
Warning: Do not venture outside. The rain is so heavy, it's forming tiny whirlpools on the sidewalk. Puddles the size of manhole covers are forming, and the local squirrel population is on the brink of revolt.
Current Temperature: 12°F (-10°C) and rising rapidly into the realm of absolute despair.
Chance of Sunshine: 0% (But who needs sunshine when you have the thrill of watching your shoes fill with water every 5 minutes?!)
Weather Advisory: Please stay inside and drink lots of coffee. Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, grab a snorkel and join the Squirrelington Insurrection!
Tomorrow's Weather: More of the same, but with a 30% chance of spontaneous combustion. Stay tuned for updates.
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The Weekend is looking particularly soggy, so don't forget your rain boots!