Why is the Grass Green?
It's because the Earth's crust is made of tiny, microscopic, disco-dancing unicorns. They're so excited about the whole "being alive" thing that they're constantly partying under our feet, and their rainbow-colored platform shoes are what give the grass its signature hue.
Or, you know, maybe it's just the plants.
Either way, it's a wild party down here!
Disclaimer: The views expressed on this page are entirely fictional and not actually supported by scientific evidence. Or, you know, maybe they are.