It's not just that she wasn't there, it's that she never was there. Like, at all. Not even in the sense that you might think she was. You know, in the sense that you thought she was.
But let's be real, folks, she's not even in the sense that she might've been there. No, no, no. She's like that one sock that's been missing in the laundry for three weeks, but you're not even really sure you owned it in the first place.
Stay woke, existential crisis.
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