The Absurd Jokes

Where the punchlines are as absurd as the universe itself.

A man walked into a library

and asked the librarian, "Are there any books on Pavlov's Law?" The librarian replied, "It's on the bottom of the pile, under "Philosophy".

A chicken and a pig walked into a bar

The bartender looked up and said, "Sorry, we don't serve farm animals." The chicken and the pig said, "But we're not here for the drinks, we're here for the existential crisis.

A man is in a dark room

He asks the bartender, "Have you ever felt like you're trapped in an infinite loop of meaningless existence?" The bartender replies, "No, I'm just here for the free peanuts."