Why did the philosopher's cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist, of course! But in all seriousness, do you ever feel like your choices are just a series of arbitrary strings of causality?
Or maybe you're more into the whole "nothing matters" vibe? Like, who needs free will when you have a deterministic universe? Just go with it, man.
But wait, is this just a clever ploy to distract you from the crushing inevitability of our existence? Or maybe it's just a bunch of words on a page?
Either way, you can read more about the nothingness if you're feeling existential.