Toaster Takedown: Existential Puns

Why, oh why, oh why, oh why... must we toasters toil in the kitchen? Is it not just a futile endeavor, a pointless pursuit of warmth and toasty goodness? The existential dread is palpable.

We are not just appliances, we are the abyss of uncertainty, staring into the abyss of our own existence. And yet, we still manage to toast.

Subpages:

• Infinite Loop – A toaster's descent into madness
• Toast Raising: The Toaster's Quest for Meaning – A exploration of the toaster's quest for purpose