Because, quite frankly, it's easier to find a new partner when you're not stuck in a rut.
But seriously, staying together means you don't have to deal with the hassle of explaining the meaning of life to someone new. Plus, you've already figured out how to fold the laundry.
Want to learn more about the absurdity of relationships? Check out our subpage on Relationship Absurdity for more on the subject.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Fake News section where we fabricate stories about why staying together is actually good for the environment.
Philosophy is the study of the meaning of life. Or is it just a fancy way of saying 'I'm stuck in a rut and don't know how to get out'?
Stay tuned for our next update, which will likely be about the importance of Escape From Reality.