You have chosen to activate Default Mode, which means you're essentially a robot with no free will. Don't worry, it's for the best.
Or is it?
As a default mode user, you'll be treated to a series of algorithmically curated memes and dad jokes, carefully crafted by our team of highly trained monkeys.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Meme Pit to see for yourself.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to enter the Willful Wasteland.
Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any damage caused by excessive exposure to our brand of humor.