Here's another one: Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath!
And here's another: Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist, duh! Read more cat puns
Or how about this one: Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi! More fungi puns, because you asked for it
And if you're still awake, here's another: Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a byte-tery problem!