Welcome to the Paradoxical Prescriptions directory, where the laws of logic don't apply. Please take a seat, and try to make sense of our offerings.
Infinite Loops | Time Travel Tales | Self-Referential Silliness
Prescription: Take 2 cups of coffee, and then pour it back into the pot. Repeat for optimal results.
Side effects: Increased caffeine intake, decreased sense of purpose.
Prescription: Wear a watch that runs backwards, and a calendar that's always blank.
Side effects: Disorientation, occasional paradoxical nostalgia.
Prescription: Read this paragraph, and then try to read it again. Repeat as necessary.
Side effects: Dizziness, confusion, and eventual understanding.