We're stuck in an infinite loop of absurdity, and the only thing that's certain is that the meaning of life is a bad joke.
But don't worry, it's not like we're going to find the answer. We're just going to make it up as we go along, like a philosopher's version of improv comedy.
Or as the great philosopher, Jean-Paul Sartre, once said, "Hell is other people, but also a poorly constructed sentence."
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We're all just pawns in the game of fate, but at least we can choose which way we fall.
It's all about the little choices, like choosing between a 5% chance of getting hit by a bus or a 10% chance of being eaten by a bear.
Or as the great philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche, once said, "The will is a strange and wondrous thing, like a cat in a blender."
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