Infinity isn't so infinite after all

In the depths of the cosmos, where logic is as malleable as a rubber chicken, we find the concept of infinity to be a tad... flexible.

Apparently, the universe is just a giant hamster wheel, with us mere mortals running in circles, thinking we're going somewhere, but in reality, we're just... well, not.

But don't worry, folks! Our infinite regressions won't get us lost in thought; we'll just keep spinning, spinning, until the wheel comes back around, and we realize that, actually, it's all just a big, cosmic joke.

So, if you're feeling stuck in an infinite loop, just remember: it's all just a matter of perspective. Or is it?

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