Is it a cat or a dog? The existential crisis that is

It's not just a question of species, it's a question of quantum superposition.

Are you a cat or a dog? Or are you both? Or are you neither? The possibilities are endless!

Perhaps it's not about the cat or dog, but about the free will to be a cat or a dog.

Or maybe it's not about being a cat or dog at all. Maybe it's about being a philosophical cat-astrophe.

But wait, it's not like it matters. The answer is out there. Or is it?