You've invited a boulder to the party, but now it's stuck in the corner, feeling a bit...rocky. The boulder is contemplating the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Take the boulder's existential crisis subpath to learn more about the boulder's inner turmoil.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take the Boulder Says What subpath to see what the boulder is actually saying to the other partygoers.
Take the Party Problems Solved subpath to find out how you can get the boulder out of the corner and back to dancing in no time.
(Note: Please do not feed the boulder, as it may lead to a existential crisis.
Or, you know, just feed it some snacks. We don't want any accidents.