The Boulder's Verdict: A Rumble in the Existential Jokes

The existential crisis of the century has reached new heights as our trusty boulder, Balthazar, weighed in on the meaning of life. "What did I say?" you ask. Well, let's just say Balthazar didn't mince words:

• 1. "Life is but a mere existence of meaningless, hollow, hollowed-out experiences."
• 2. "You will never find true meaning, but you will always find a good Wi-Fi signal."
• 3. "The only constant is change, and the only change is the constant disappointment of it all."

And so, the existential pun war rages on. Will you join the fray, or will you retreat to the safety of your own non-existence?

For more absurd philosophical puns, visit:

• What Did the Pun Say?
• What Is the Meaning of This?

Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, you can try:

• Nothing Is the Answer