Apparently, it said "I AM A ROCK, HEAR ME ROLL!" in a very loud, very existential way.
It then spent the rest of its days pondering the meaning of its own existence, and the prophets of old were like "YO, BOULDER, YOU'RE A ROCK,ประก WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?".
What Was the Answer?IT WAS "NO, I'M JUST A ROCK, BUT I'M FEELING A LITTLE CRUSHED."
And with that, the boulder went back to just sitting there, looking all boulder-y and stuff.
What Did the Boulder Think?