Philosophical Puns: The Absurd Joke Edition

Welcome to the most absurdly profound corner of the internet, where the punchlines are always existential.

Here's the latest batch of puns to make you question the very fabric of reality.

• 1. Why did the Schrödinger's cat join a philosophy club?

  Because it was a purr-ogative thinker.

• 2. Why did the Buddhist monk become a baker?

  He kneaded the dough.

• 3. Why did the existentialist refuse to play poker?

  Because he was afraid of commitment.