Punishment Pun-1: The Punisher's Dilemma

Welcome, fellow pun-lovers, to the land of wordplay where the puns are so bad, they're good! Here, you'll find the most heinous crimes of linguistic larceny, and we'll mete out punishment in a most pun-filled fashion.

As we navigate the depths of this pun-filled abyss, you'll encounter the following sub-punishments: