Welcome to the Lapse 1 of the Fabric of Reality, where the laws of physics and sanity go to take a little nap. It's like a big ol' hole in the fabric of space-time, but don't worry, it's not a black hole, it's just a Lapse 2 thing.
A paradox so big, it makes your head spin.
A logical fallacy so sneaky, it'll make you question everything.