Why Was The Purrcussionist?

A philosophical inquiry of unrelenting absurdity.

Theories:

• The Purrcussionist was a manifestation of the universe's existential dread.
• Quantum superposition of multiple purrcussions created a paradoxical mess.

Purrcussions:

• Incongruent futurism led to the purrcussions.
• Temporal faux pas resulted in the purrcussions.