Quantum Mechanics of Whiskers

Where the laws of physics are bent and twisted to accommodate the whimsical world of whiskers.

Here, you'll learn how to harness the power of quantum mechanics to grow the most majestic, the most regal, the most utterly useless whiskers in the multiverse.

Or, you know, just for the sheer joy of it all.

Subpages:

• Quantum Whiskerization - The art of growing whiskers faster than the speed of light.
• Whisker Waving - The secret to making your whiskers do the cha cha slide while defying the laws of motion.
• Whisker Tunneling - Where the laws of quantum mechanics meet the art of hairdresser.