Warning: The following jokes are so absurd, they may cause permanent brain damage. Prolonged exposure may lead to:
Why did the chicken and the egg go to therapy?
Because the chicken was cracking under the pressure and the egg was worried it was going to be an omelette.
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
Udderly ridiculous.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had a lot of problems.