Welcome to the Bureau of Red Herring Investigations. We're the agency tasked with solving the case of the fish that fooled the feds.
It all started when our top agent, Agent Finley, got a tip that a suspicious fish was lurking in the depths of the ocean.
After weeks of stakeout and stakeout, we finally caught our fish. But to our surprise, it was just a regular old fish.
Or so we thought. It turns out, our fish was actually a master of disguise, and had been using a variety of clever tactics to evade capture.
Including, but not limited to:
We've included some photos of our top agent, Agent Finley, trying to get to the bottom of this fishy business.
If you have any information about this fishy crime, tip us off.