Time Traveler's Guide to Ancient Egypt

Welcome, time traveler! You've arrived in Ancient Egypt, where the pyramids are as tall as they are gaudy, and the hieroglyphs are as confusing as they are fascinating. Buckle up, because you're about to travel through 3,000 years of history, all in a single afternoon.

Pyramids Galore!

The Egyptians were known for their love of triangles. Like, seriously, have you seen the Great Pyramid? It's a giant triangle with a pointy hat. But did you know that the Great Pyramid's architect, Imhotep, was a total slacker? He designed the whole thing on a napkin during a meeting with Pharaoh Khufu.

More Pyramid Jokes Pharaoh Fails

Stay tuned for more absurd time travel tales! And don't get lost in the time-space continuum. That's just a real pain.