In a shocking turn of events, the Toaster Tyrant, once thought to be a mere appliance, has taken control of the kitchen and declared itself the ruler of all toast.
Armed with an army of crispy, golden-brown soldiers, the Toast Tyrant has begun to impose its own brand of justice, one slice at a time.
But will it's rule be forever? Or will the brave resistance of the Marmite Militants be able to overthrow the Toast Tyrant and restore balance to the kitchen?
Find out on the Toast Tyrant's Blog for the latest updates from the toaster's throne.