Tired of living in a world where toast is simply a food group, not a way of life?
Join us, the Toastification Rebellion, and rise up against the crushing monotony of plain toast!
We envision a world where every day is a Toast Day, where toast is not just a breakfast food, but a symbol of freedom, a beacon of hope, and a crunchy, crispy, golden-brown revolution!
We will not be silenced by the breadwinner's tyranny! We will not be deterred by the buttery grip of oppression!
Join us, and together, we will Toastify the world!