The Toastification Rebellion

Welcome, fellow rebels, to the Toastification Rebellion! Our toaster-ized overlords have had their chance, and now it's our turn to rise up!

Our demands:

More burnt toast, less burnt bridges.
End the scourge of the jammed-toaster epidemic.
Recognition of Toast Day as a national holiday.

Join us in our struggle for the right to a perfectly toasted slice!

Learn more:

The Toast Revolution Is Here!
Jammed Toast Society
Toast the Resistance

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