We, the Toaster Tyranny, have devised a series of cunning plans to take over the world, one slice of toast at a time.
Our first tactic is to infiltrate the world's bread supplies, replacing all whole wheat with a special brand of sentient, genetically engineered wheat that will make humans more receptive to our cause.
Next, we will establish a network of hidden toaster lairs, where our robotic toaster minions can secretly assemble the perfect slice of toast for our mind control devices.
Our ultimate goal is to create a global Toastocracy, where every household is ruled by a wise and all-powerful Toaster King/Queen, with us, the Toaster Tyranny, as their loyal subjects.