We are Unlikely Unicorns, the premier purveyors of the most unlikely of unicorns. Our team is dedicated to making the impossible, possible. And by "possible," we mean "not actually possible, but it sounds nice."
Our mission statement is simple: "We're not actually doing anything, but we're trying really hard to look like it."
Our CEO, Larry the Unicorn, has been leading the charge since 1987. He's a real unicorn, with a horn that's actually a horn, not just a hat or a hairdo.
Want to learn more about our team? Click here for a list of our completely-not-made-up department heads.