Congratulations, you've stumbled into this, the most absurdly useful survival guide in all the land. Here's how to survive in a world where the laws of sanity no longer apply:
Don't bother with those fancy gas masks, we've got a more practical solution. Just wear this fancy hazmat suit that looks like a cross between a beekeeper's getup and a rejected Batman costume.
When the world around you is crumbling, who needs productivity, anyway? Spend your days binge-watching reruns of "The Great British Baking Show" and perfecting your "I'm a little bit of a mess" facial expression.