Warning: Proceed with caution. The following methods are not for the faint of heart.
Using Circus Acrobats as human-sized mallets to squash your enemies.
Feeding Your Enemies Sandwiches until they're too stuffed to fight back.
Singing The Macarena To Your Foe until they surrender in exhaustion.
Invading With Alien Slime to engulf and assimilate your opponents.