Symptoms of Clockwork Cancer

Timekeeping Tics

Uncontrollable urges to tell people exactly 3:14 AM when they asked what time it is.

Chrono-Phobia

Irrationally fearing the arrival of time, often resulting in excessive preparations for every occasion.

Gear-Grinding Gastrointestinal Issues

Involuntary noises from stomach as a response to excessive clockwork machinery in the body.

Cog-Slippage Syndrome

Disconnection of cognitive functions, causing one to forget the difference between AM and PM.

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