The Equation of Doom

Where X is not just a variable, but a harbinger of destruction.

The Equation:

      2x + 3y = CHAOS
    

Where x is the number of existential dread units you'll accumulate per day, and y is the number of late-night YouTube videos you've watched in a row.

Don't worry, it's not as scary as it looks... or is it?

• See the Graph of Despair
• Prove the Existence of X
• Conspiracy Theory of X: The Government is Behind the Variables