Alien Jokes | The Funniest Jokes in the Galaxy

• Why did the space pirate break up with his girlfriend? Because he wanted to puns-cribe his own life.
• Why did the robot go to the bar? To get an oil change.
• What do you call a cybernetic organism that can't dance? An inorganic dancer.
• Why did the astronaut break up with his wife? He needed space.
• What do scientists call a group of cats that can take over the world? The Purr-ject.
• What did the Futurama delivery guy say to the robot when it asked for a raise? "You're always getting a little too 'disassembled'."

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