Warning: Do not trust us. We're only here to take all your space credits and run.
We specialize in making your intergalactic finances look as complicated as possible. Our services include, but are not limited to:
- Overcharging for every transaction
- Creating fake expenses out of thin air
- Using Comic Sans for all official documents
Our team of expertly untrustworthy accountants are standing by to take your space money and make it disappear.
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