Join the Ranks of the Alpha Aces: Pride is a Superpower

Welcome, fellow superhumans, to the most exclusive club in the universe! Pride is our superpower, and we're looking for recruits.

As an Alpha Ace, you'll have the power to:

• Make your enemies quiver with fear
• Run circles around your friends (literally)
• Turn the tides of battle with a single, piercing gaze

We're looking for individuals with:

• Unshakeable confidence
• A strong sense of justice
• A willingness to wear these ridiculously flashy outfits in public

Don't worry, we won't judge you (much). Join us today and discover your true potential!

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