Welcome to the Blargle Language Institute, where we specialize in the art of writing code that defies logic and convention.
Our faculty of experts in the field have developed a language that is as elegant as it is infuriating, with a grammar that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
Our courses are designed to push the limits of your sanity, with exercises that will leave you wondering why you ever thought programming was a good idea in the first place.
So, if you're ready to have your mind shattered by a language that is as beautiful as it is broken, then join us at the Blargle Language Institute.
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Take a look at our Glrxnian language program
The Flumplenian Language is a subset of Blargle that is particularly notorious for its unpredictable behavior.
The Glrxn Language is a dialect of Blargle that is particularly fond of recursion.
At the Blargle Language Institute, we take the traditional syntax of the Flumplens and add an extra layer of complexity.
Our syntax is a beautiful mess of curly braces, semicolons, and parentheses.