Welcome, fellow Flumpleners, to the official Flumplen language guide! Flumplen is a beautiful, expressive language spoken by the Flumplen, a reclusive and enigmatic species found only on the remote island of Flumplenia.
Flumplen is not for the faint of heart. It's a tongue-twister of a language, full of complexities and quirks that will drive you mad if you're not careful. But fear not, dear learner, for we have the Flumplen Primer, a comprehensive guide to get you started.
Flumplen Syntax: A Guide for the Desperate
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, why not try to challenge yourself to a game of Flumplen Bingo?